dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.

Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.

dumpstance by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018

Dumpstack 

The act of several friends/co-workers/people taking turns shitting in a toilet without flushing in between. The shit is then left for an unsuspecting victim to walk into (this is perfect for bosses or your friends' girlfriends). The ideal dumpstack includes throwing the used toilet paper in the trash instead of the toilet so as not to cover the awesomeness of the stacked shit. Must include at least three dumps to constitute a stack.

"Man when Carl comes in tomorrow he's gonna find the most wicked dumpstack of all time. There's at least five dumps in that toilet right now."

"I hate Billy's girlfriend. I say we give her toilet a dumpstack at her party Friday."

Dumpstack by Mickey Dump April 26, 2006

Dustance 

Often used instead of "distance".A person diagnosed with a general lack of spelling/coodination with a keyboard. People that use this word are looked down upon in society, and usually seen fashioning large front teeth.

thats a fair dustance away

Dustance by sup8234eu8 December 31, 2011

Dumpstone 

Located in Queens, NY, where da italians hang out on Francis Lewis Blvd,looking for the high-maintenance chics...

"I won't live there, it is a DUMP" I'm going back to Austria where my step-bro and the Burgermeister watches me do da wild thang in the closet!

Dumpstone by Castagna August 9, 2003

Dumpinance 

When an animal, or possibly human, takes a dump in such a way to assert their dominance.

SarahDaniels: I took Bandit to the gym and left him alone for 2 minutes. He pooped in 3 different places!
Strong: He was asserting his dumpinance.

Dumpinance by StrongAndSexy February 2, 2023