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final fantasy 7

The first of the "new-school" Final Fantasy games. Graphics took precedence over character development. Instead of having interesting and humorous characters, you had Shakey. I mean Cloud, but Shakey was a better name for him, since all he really did was shake violently for no reason.

A lot of people raised on the PS think this is the best FF Game ever, and refuse to try 4 or 6 because the graphics aren't good enough for them. However, those raised on 1-6 do usually still play later ones.
PS kid: Final Fantasy 7 is the best game ever!!!1 omg materia sephiroth so cool and dark and omg omg!!!

Me: yeah, have you ever heard of kefka?

PS kid: Who? what?

Me: KEFKA! the best villian ever.

PS kid: from what game?

ME: Final Fantasy Six!

PS kid: Ew, i saw my friend play that once. the graphics were so bad.

ME: No, they were probably the best graphics for the SNES at the time... really good for what the system could do.

PS Kid: Nintendo? That's for babies. I play Playstation! I'm a big boy!
by Downvoting Victim May 19, 2007
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Uhh, Steve

Coined by Brian "The Dark Lord" Chamberlain, AKA The DLC.

Originally it was used by the Dark Lord to complain about a ruling by the DM that caused him to say, not do nearly as much damage as he expected to in D&D.

Now it is more of a word generally used to question anything that seems illogical, out of place, ironic, or hypocritical.
Early Usage (Circa 2001-2003)

DLC: I cast LIGHTNING BOLT on the group of **name of monster we're fighting**!

*rolls a bunch of dice*
I do 32 Damage. Ahh...

Steve (DM): The lighting seems like it SHOULD have hurt them... but they don't appear hurt.

DLC: Uhh... Steve, **name of monsters** aren't immune to lightning spells... unless... oh CRAP! In PLAYER I know what we're fighting, but my character doesn't know! Dammit. *Arrogant look.*

Later example (2004-05)

Me: Max, a pound of feathers weighs less than a pound of bricks.

Max: Uhh, Steve... they're both a pound...
by Downvoting Victim March 10, 2005
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Mexican Insurance

Twenty dollar bills, so one can make change with all the Mexican people that buy everything with $100 bills, yes, even if they have twenties. Keeping twenties is insurance against the slowdown caused by having to get change for a $100 from someone else.
I saw a lot of Mexican families in line ready to mispronounce the name of the movie they wanted to see after taking 5 minutes standing in line to decide what that movie would be, so I made sure that I had plenty of Mexican Insurance on hand by keeping more twenties in my drawer.
by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005
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facial hair freedom

The day after the season at an amusement park ends, for male workers.

No longer are they forced to shave to absurd standards to pass a strict"grooming policy"
After I stopped worked at the amusement park and started a new job, I celebrated facial hair freedom by not having to waste ten minutes shaving my face.
by Downvoting Victim March 23, 2017
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simp

A man that respects women.

4chan-types use this as an insult because they are misogynistic.

The new form of whiteknight.
"LOL U DEFENDED A WOMAN YOU SIMP" Anonymous Coward
by Downvoting Victim May 17, 2020
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gloatzilla

Someone who gloats far too often.
Jose is such a gloatzilla. He brags about tiny accomplishments as if he just cured cancer.
by Downvoting Victim July 5, 2021
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Safeway

A grocery story with employees that call you by whatever typo your Safeway card has on it, or what your phone number says. This is an attempt to be personal, but it's rather creepy.

Otherwise, a decent store that annoyingly liberal people boycott for no reason, claming that Trader Joe's has better deals when it's actually a lot more expensive.
Ben the idiot went to Trader Joe's to buy his crystallized cane juice. Little did the moron realize it was just sugar with a new name, and he could have gotten the same thing for half the price at Safeway. CAPITALISM YAY.
by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005
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