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by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009
Get the hide and fuck mug.The new name of runescape since December the 10th 2007, as of silly updates made to "improve the game"
mark: hey last night you know on runescape...
jack: dude runescape? don't you mean ruinscape, fuck that game now, its making 5 year olds retarded.
jack: dude runescape? don't you mean ruinscape, fuck that game now, its making 5 year olds retarded.
by Downtown wtf January 7, 2008
Get the ruinscape mug.when a man shoots sperm into a womans pussy hole from a further distance then having sex, the man then leaves for the sperm to be absorbed by the pussy
Jane: wow last night Rick gave me something better than sex
Katie: really what happened
Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best
Katie: really what happened
Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best
by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009
Get the shoot the hole mug.When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.
by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009
Get the showercut mug.A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.
The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".
This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".
This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
by Downtown Wtf March 15, 2009
Get the liftjacker mug.The worlds largest department store or shopping mall in the USA
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago
It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV
Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!
You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.
Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:
Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products
Reasons why i hate Macy's so much
- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...
Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago
It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV
Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!
You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.
Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:
Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products
Reasons why i hate Macy's so much
- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...
Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
1)Macy's is so fucking popular
2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...
3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart
4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...
3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart
4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
by Downtown wtf August 28, 2007
Get the macy's mug.Once I saw the light i quit this game, at the moment the people who play this game still need a mum or dad. Andrew Gower who is apparently #31 richest in the world, has got all his customers to worship him.
Runescape is a MMORPG based in the old times, people chat about it and have fun on it. The fucktarded thing with it is that Jagex do not give a shit about it, .
Along with that, there are Quests and Minigames which you can play including: Castle Wars, God Wars and Pest Control. With that there are skills and combat where you can indulge in. Cooking is the main skill and is favourited by "skillers".
Making friends on runescape is so easy, just ask some gay retarded 3 year old to be your friend and he will say "yes plz, plz free stuff". The players of it have now become zombies and cannot wait to try out their new tactics as soon as they get home. 50 year olds play the game to get a pixel friend or wife. This is the lamest thing ever, a wedding in pixel form.
It's the most addicting game and the hardest to quit, it has connections with WoW but personally I think WoW is much better.
PKing, short for player killing is famous, so famous that Jagex decided to remove it. Before this update, you could kill people at get their items and teleport or run to safety, or share items with your PKing partner.
Membership is waste, $5 a month and you get more benefits which are shit and don't matter. £3.20 or so for the UK. Phone and Mail are used to get member pins.
Macroers are Andrew Gower's wives they spoil the game for him that he gets a spaz attack and ruins the game. If you start this game, then you better quit for the best. This game was amazing at first, but as you get on its actually boring.
Videos of runescape is all over the web and almost impossible to avoid when searching for some stuff. Players of Runescape type in 1337 all the time.
Dont play, dont delay, do it and you have to pay, make the wrong choice and you end up gay.
Runescape is a MMORPG based in the old times, people chat about it and have fun on it. The fucktarded thing with it is that Jagex do not give a shit about it, .
Along with that, there are Quests and Minigames which you can play including: Castle Wars, God Wars and Pest Control. With that there are skills and combat where you can indulge in. Cooking is the main skill and is favourited by "skillers".
Making friends on runescape is so easy, just ask some gay retarded 3 year old to be your friend and he will say "yes plz, plz free stuff". The players of it have now become zombies and cannot wait to try out their new tactics as soon as they get home. 50 year olds play the game to get a pixel friend or wife. This is the lamest thing ever, a wedding in pixel form.
It's the most addicting game and the hardest to quit, it has connections with WoW but personally I think WoW is much better.
PKing, short for player killing is famous, so famous that Jagex decided to remove it. Before this update, you could kill people at get their items and teleport or run to safety, or share items with your PKing partner.
Membership is waste, $5 a month and you get more benefits which are shit and don't matter. £3.20 or so for the UK. Phone and Mail are used to get member pins.
Macroers are Andrew Gower's wives they spoil the game for him that he gets a spaz attack and ruins the game. If you start this game, then you better quit for the best. This game was amazing at first, but as you get on its actually boring.
Videos of runescape is all over the web and almost impossible to avoid when searching for some stuff. Players of Runescape type in 1337 all the time.
Dont play, dont delay, do it and you have to pay, make the wrong choice and you end up gay.
Andrew's son died in wildy so his dad decided to take it out. His dad was so upset when his son "bob" lost 1gp in a fight.
Runescape is gay, quit before its too late.
A 40 year male old asked me to be his bf.
I lost my plastic sword irl, time to eat my fish, oh shit I choked on the bones.
Every one wants to suck Andrew Gower's mum.
boy: I buy santa hat 20M! Please sell me, Miss Fisher!!
teacher: erm..ok nerd..
boy: Im gay
girl: me 2
I cant wait to try out new updates!!!
Oh shit my mum died, time to play runescape to clear my worries.
dad: Joe please come for dinner!!
girl: no thanks i just ate a full meal on runescape.
Runescape is gay, quit before its too late.
A 40 year male old asked me to be his bf.
I lost my plastic sword irl, time to eat my fish, oh shit I choked on the bones.
Every one wants to suck Andrew Gower's mum.
boy: I buy santa hat 20M! Please sell me, Miss Fisher!!
teacher: erm..ok nerd..
boy: Im gay
girl: me 2
I cant wait to try out new updates!!!
Oh shit my mum died, time to play runescape to clear my worries.
dad: Joe please come for dinner!!
girl: no thanks i just ate a full meal on runescape.
by Downtown wtf January 6, 2008
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