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par

Slang. When a person is insulted or dissed it means they have been parred.
Richard: What time is it?
John: Time to fuck your mum.
Kenny: Eeey blud dat's a par!
by Downtown Wtf October 2, 2009
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baldip

1. another name for a lampost
2. a tall and lanky figure
3. a fireman
1. look at the baldip its very dim!
2. that must be the tallest baldip ever!
3. lol that baldip saved that cats life!
by Downtown Wtf January 14, 2008
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ruinscape

The new name of runescape since December the 10th 2007, as of silly updates made to "improve the game"
mark: hey last night you know on runescape...
jack: dude runescape? don't you mean ruinscape, fuck that game now, its making 5 year olds retarded.
by Downtown wtf January 7, 2008
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shoot the hole

when a man shoots sperm into a womans pussy hole from a further distance then having sex, the man then leaves for the sperm to be absorbed by the pussy
Jane: wow last night Rick gave me something better than sex
Katie: really what happened
Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best
by Downtown wtf January 2, 2009
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liftjacker

A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.

The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".

This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
Jack: I'm late for work thanks to that liftjacker!!
by Downtown Wtf March 15, 2009
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macy's

The worlds largest department store or shopping mall in the USA
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago

It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV

Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!

You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.

Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:

Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products

Reasons why i hate Macy's so much

- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...

Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
1)Macy's is so fucking popular

2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...

3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart

4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
by Downtown wtf August 28, 2007
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showercut

When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.
Mom: Mike what happened to the water!
Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut
by Downtown wtf January 4, 2009
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