When a female is discharging from an STD, (preferrably white discharge) a man takes a paper towel or toilet paper roll and inserts it into the vaginal area. The man precedes to defecate in it. After removal of the roll, the waste begins to ooze out. Wash your hands before you eat and enjoy.
I don't care if she's a whore Robbie. She has the best tasting Fluff-pudding-and fish sandwich in the world.