3 definitions by Douglas Koempel
Charlie faced a Huntington's Dilemma as he dreaded opening the envelope containing the results of his AIDS test.
by Douglas Koempel April 15, 2019
Trepibabble – n. A type of procrastination which involves engaging in small-talk in an attempt to stave off receiving potentially life-altering information.
Example:
You: “Hi Doc. How're you doin'?”
Doc: “Oh fine.”
You: “The weather's great today – they say we'll be having a bit of rain this Wednesday.”
Doc: “You never can tell.”
You: “I suppose you're keeping busy with this COVID situation.”
Doc: “Oh yes – very busy. Now, regarding your brain scan . . .”
Example:
You: “Hi Doc. How're you doin'?”
Doc: “Oh fine.”
You: “The weather's great today – they say we'll be having a bit of rain this Wednesday.”
Doc: “You never can tell.”
You: “I suppose you're keeping busy with this COVID situation.”
Doc: “Oh yes – very busy. Now, regarding your brain scan . . .”
Jim nervously engaged in a brief bout of trepibabble with the doctor before receiving a dire diagnosis.
by Douglas Koempel March 25, 2021
"Soapmash" can used used as either a noun or a verb. The noun form would be: A larger piece of bath soap formed as a result of squishing smaller slivers of used soap onto a fresh bar of soap.
The verb form would be: The action of squishing smaller bits of used bar soap onto a fresh bar of soap forming a single, consolidated bar of soap.
The verb form would be: The action of squishing smaller bits of used bar soap onto a fresh bar of soap forming a single, consolidated bar of soap.
While in the shower, Grandpa—the frugal German that he was—would soapmash little pieces of used soap onto a fresh bar of Dial as to not be wasteful.
by Douglas Koempel August 22, 2022