Definitions by Douchbag Steve
ion
Synonymous with "I don't" or "I won't." Has nothing to do with electrically charged particles. Relatively new - first seen on social media sites such as Tagged in mid-late 2020.
ion by Douchbag Steve February 23, 2021
ion
A message board or instant message substitute for "I don't" or "I won't". Essentially the person writing or speaking is declaring a negative intention within the following sentence. It's a lazy contraction that leaves out consonants. First seen on the tagged.com site in 2020. Has absolutely nothing to do with atomic particles or electrical charges.
Ion care about your feelings.
ion by Douchbag Steve February 13, 2021
Semenalia
Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.
Semenalia by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019
Ejaculadore
A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.
Ejaculadore by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019
Klingon Shitfly
An overbearing Star Trek fan's attempt to be humorous by labeling a common ordinary but unattractive or scary looking insect, such an assassin bug or a boxelder bug.
Klingon Shitfly by Douchbag Steve August 31, 2019
Freelance Copywriting
Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.
That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.
Freelance Copywriting by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019
feeling some type of way
An illiterate and inarticulate millennial's attempt to convey strong feelings, but who lacks any vocabulary or language skills for doing so, so a catchall phrase from a popular song is used instead. Usually the emotion being conveyed is love, lust, or annoyance, or a mixture of these. But it is generally impossible to understand the specific sensation being described without further research. The only practical way to extract the emotion intended is to have the individual write (in emojis) or illustrate the thought with an image meme.
feeling some type of way by Douchbag Steve July 8, 2019