2 definitions by Donnie Walnuts

The Kurt Cobain

When a man pulls out right before climaxing and aims his penis at his own face and ejaculates.

Billy: "Donnie, why do you have jizz all over your face?"

Donnie: "Don't worry Billy, it's mine - I was just pounding my wife and decided to spice things up a bit and did The Kurt Cobain"

by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009

Red River Rivalry

When a man has a threesome with two menstruating women who are vying for his love and affection.

There's a real Red River Rivalry going on between Tom, Sue, and Sally.

by Donnie Walnuts October 17, 2009