6 definitions by Donkey AIDS
The feeling of sudden nervousness while watching a soccer/football match and the clock hits 90 minutes. You feel this type of way because your team either needs to score a goal or needs to keep one out. This happens in the stoppage time added to the end of the game. This is quite possibly the most stressed a human can possibly be.
Parker: You okay? You're shaking.
Aidan: No. We're losing to West Brom and we need a goal.
Parker: Ah, you have the stoppage time shivers
Aidan: No. We're losing to West Brom and we need a goal.
Parker: Ah, you have the stoppage time shivers
by Donkey AIDS December 29, 2021
Parker: I can’t believe that Ico told Sophie we were using her for her friends!
Aidan: I know, he’s such a brick.
Aidan: I know, he’s such a brick.
by Donkey AIDS October 27, 2019
Lodovico is an Italian boy's name and is often shortened as “Ico” (E-ko). Lodovicos are usually tall Italian looking people who know their way around a kitchen. They could cook the greatest Italian food you’ve ever eaten. Lodovicos tend to go after his friend’s ex-girlfriends just for fun. A Lodovico is usually very reserved when it comes to his dating life. Any Lodovico you meet will surely be a huge soccer fan too. One thing about a Lodovico is they’ll always be very shy to speak Italian in public even though they are fluent. A Lodovico will always have an Italian middle name (like Pietro or something like that).
by Donkey AIDS December 31, 2021
Steve: *tries to squeeze through the crowd
Al: *walks towards Steve
Steve and Al: *touch dicks on their way through
Steve: Ah, shit. We just went tip-to-tip
Al: *walks towards Steve
Steve and Al: *touch dicks on their way through
Steve: Ah, shit. We just went tip-to-tip
by Donkey AIDS December 10, 2019
by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2021
An English football team in the Premier League whose primary color is blue. Founded in 1905, Chelsea won their first league title in 1955, and their first Premier League title in 2005. Chelsea is based in West London, specifically Fulham Road which is where their stadium, Stamford Bridge, is located. Chelsea's greatest match in history was on May 19, 2012, when they came from behind to beat Bayern Munich on penalties in Munich, Germany to win the 2012 UEFA Champions League. Their all-time leading goal-scorer is Frank Lampard with 211 goals.
Chelsea fans tend to be very cocky (as all big six Premier League fans are), but are still very loyal. Many people would say their biggest rival is Tottenham Hotspur. Others would say Arsenal. They are the fifth English team to hoist the Champions League trophy and the first from London.
Chelsea fans tend to be very cocky (as all big six Premier League fans are), but are still very loyal. Many people would say their biggest rival is Tottenham Hotspur. Others would say Arsenal. They are the fifth English team to hoist the Champions League trophy and the first from London.
Ico: Why do you guys always wear that shirt?
Aidan: Because We're huge Chelsea FC fans
Parker: Up the Chels
Aidan: Because We're huge Chelsea FC fans
Parker: Up the Chels
by Donkey AIDS December 29, 2021