86 definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone
Ronda Jean Rousey is an American mixed martial artist, judoka, and actress. Ronda was the 1st female UFC champion and held the belt until Holly Holm KOd her with a thunderous head kick.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Say Barney, I said, "I really think that Jasmine is quite attractive. Barney answered, "she is hot bro , but she farts during sex, I heard. No worries,"I said".Barney said, "Yeah but she farted on Blagov's face when he {Blagov the Russian) was cunnininglusing her vagina. I dont care, "i said, "i can deal with a dirty Jasmine."
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 21, 2017
In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone March 27, 2018
That spoiled 'lil Anthony is one unsympathetic little brat. The little fuck demotes his poor hard working #1 DAD because Dad fails to bring home a 'little Ceasers pie. Got to admit though, that is one fuckin hilarious commercial.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.
Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017