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Volksy poof

One who loves his volkswagon, but is clearly a butt fucking fairy man.
Chris: Look at my new Volksy.

Passer by: Your a Volksy poof!
by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010
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Monkey fiddler

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.
That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!
by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010
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Futardunt

Fucking Retarded Cunt
Wow, that Chris sure is a Futardunt.....
by Don't swear at me! October 6, 2023
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