16 definitions by Don Everest
Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.
by Don Everest April 6, 2005
Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
by Don Everest April 9, 2005
by Don Everest April 3, 2005
by Don Everest April 8, 2005
by Don Everest April 8, 2005
Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.
by Don Everest April 5, 2005
A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!
Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.
by Don Everest April 6, 2005