2 definitions by Dolphinsploosh
A form of earsex where two men simultaneously insert their penises into the opposite ears of one very lucky and open minded individual. There are two common methods:
1. Both men are thrusting at the same time to achieve midbrain docking.
2. Both men thrust at opposite times, also known as pinballing.
1. Both men are thrusting at the same time to achieve midbrain docking.
2. Both men thrust at opposite times, also known as pinballing.
Olivia: Damnit Kellsie, I got the worst fucking migraine.
Kellsie: Did Erol give you a Turkish kiss last night?
Olivia: I wish! He invited Cary over and they went all shinzi shinzi on me.
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Cary: Erol bro, I have never felt closer to you. When our heads almost docked in Olivia’s head, my actual head almost exploded.
Erol: We ride together. We die together. Shinzi shinzi 4 life. Love you bro.
Kellsie: Did Erol give you a Turkish kiss last night?
Olivia: I wish! He invited Cary over and they went all shinzi shinzi on me.
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Cary: Erol bro, I have never felt closer to you. When our heads almost docked in Olivia’s head, my actual head almost exploded.
Erol: We ride together. We die together. Shinzi shinzi 4 life. Love you bro.
by Dolphinsploosh April 26, 2020
Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
by Dolphinsploosh June 30, 2020