3 definitions by DoggoSacrilege

Jesus

Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.

Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!

by DoggoSacrilege December 13, 2019

Sacrilege

Using something the wrong way. Like making your dog walk you, or playing a violin upside down.

Kid1: Bro!! What are you doing with that pig!!
Kid2: Putting pepper on it so I can make Peppa Pig?
Kid1That's some sacrilegious shit.
Kid2:Yep some classic sacrilege!

by DoggoSacrilege January 18, 2020

Angelina

Angelina is an absolute moron. She is very selfish, and cares about her friends, more than she does her family. She is glued to her phone. Like addicted, she needs help. Angelina thinks shes cool but shes a disgrace to her family. The only good thing about her is that she is a fan of animals. Other than that she´s a horrible human being.

Me: Hi Angelina!
Angelina: *texting*
Me: Hello?
Angelina: You talk to much! *walks away*

by DoggoSacrilege August 12, 2020