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24 definitions by Dodger Of Zion

 
8.
A prickly, fiery burning in the rectal cavity during the act of defecation, as though one were passing a cactus through the colon.
Remind me not to get the Inferno Burger next time we go out to eat; that gave me mad cactus ass.
by Dodger Of Zion November 16, 2010
 
9.
The excruciating, throbbing, blistering pain of the feet caused by extreme amounts of walking within a 24 hour period; so named because this condition tends to inflict visitors to Orlando theme parks, but can be applied to any leisurely activity involving copious walking. Can usually be prevented by wearing comfortable shoes, and can usually be cured by soaking one's feet in icy Natty Light.
Remind me not to wear my sandals next time we go to Ocean City. I've got a bitching case of Florida Feet!
by Dodger Of Zion March 29, 2010
 
10.
Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.
I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!
by Dodger Of Zion July 25, 2010
 
11.
An upcoming doom that will consume all.
"The Void is coming!"
by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003
 
12.
A devoted young man who travelled to ALL EIGHT audition cities for "Last Comic Standing," finally got a shot in Tampa, but never an invite to be one of the big 40.
I was really hoping for Buck Star to get an invite... The guy's got something going.
by Dodger of Zion June 08, 2004
 
13.
A business which mainly does dealings over the internet; an electronic business that suffered from the economy.
The dotcom boom has been over since 2000, dude.
by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003
 
14.
A board dedicated to the discussion of the NCAA Football and Madden Football video game series. Features many interesting and funny characters. The only place where an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan can agree on SOMETHING!
I went to Utopia today and saw another BCS thread. I thought I was gonna flip, until ECH made another one of his interesting threads!
by Dodger Of Zion June 29, 2004