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Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Sex coupons."
by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014
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Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.
by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014
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The hole in a pair of spanx that allow wearers to relieve themselves.
If it wasn't for the snatch hatch in my spanxs, I would have had to completely undress in the bathroom, in order to pee.
by Dodgamatic October 12, 2014
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