Docsabre's definitions

Transfeculation

The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.

Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.

by docsabre August 12, 2020

Toobin

The act of playing with your weiner when you think no one on the Zoom conference can see you.

Did you hear about that CNN legal analyst who was caught Toobin on his video conference call? No way! Who was it? Jeffrey Toobin! How co-incidental is that?!

by docsabre October 19, 2020

bufforilla

A cross between a buffalo and a gorilla meant to describe a human being who is ginormous.

Why are the springs shot on this side of your car, dude?

Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!

by Docsabre May 16, 2007

diamond cutter

an erection so hard a cat cannot scratch it

What did Bill give you for your birthday?

He took me to dinner and then we went home and he showed me his diamond cutter.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

lignogenic

A quasi-medical term derived from the Greek root words, lignos meaning "wood" and genesis meaning "to give rise to". The term refers to someone, usually a nubile woman, who causes you to get an erection.

Sarah Palin is pretty hot but her daughter Bristol is more lignogenic.

by docsabre April 22, 2009