Docsabre's definitions

lignogenic potential

From the Greek, combining lignos, the word for "wood" with "genesis" meaning to give birth to. This pharse describes the ability a particular woman has to inspire an erection. Not to be confused with a perfect erection, the so-called "lignogenesis perfecta".

Man, this disco blows. Not one of these bufforillas has any lignogenic potential.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

Transfeculation

The process whereby a group of people impress each other by discussing things about which none of them have any idea. The result is to confuse knowledge with excrement and come away feeling full in one’s mind and empty in one’s bowels.

Did you see that news documentary last night? It was an amazing piece of transfeculation between the host and a panel of biased guests.

by docsabre August 12, 2020

Reltney

An erection that is so massive that you may only experience one in your life since two would cause death.

Did you hear that Mellisa's husband died of a reltney?

Yes, and I heard they had to have an open casket funeral.

by Docsabre May 15, 2007

Apathetogender

When you are content with your gender as assigned by your chromosomes and you only think about your gender if asked. Otherwise you spend the majority of your time not really concerned about your gender.

My girlfriend isn’t confused about her gender. In fact, she’s quite well adapted emotionally. I’m starting to worry that she’s apathetogender.

by docsabre March 6, 2021

bufforilla

A cross between a buffalo and a gorilla meant to describe a human being who is ginormous.

Why are the springs shot on this side of your car, dude?

Because my girlfriend is a freeking bufforilla!

by Docsabre May 16, 2007