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COVIDance
When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
COVIDance
When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
Phelpsed
By way of photographic proof, catching someone doing something incredibly damaging to their own reputation and tagging them on Facebook. As in Michael Phelps getting caught hitting a bong.
"I had my junk tucked back between my thighs, and Jessica totally phelpsed me. Now that the picture is out there I will never land gainful employment.