of coffee this morning, Ted?"
"Yup. The Olympics has been killing
me. Up 'til 11:30 every night, wondering who's going to win, who's going to crash. It's terrible, but I just can't stop
watching. And now I've got this foggy
, empty-brain feeling all day long. Coffee's got to help!"
"Ted, you'd better
go see your
doctor. I think
you may have narcolympsy