2 definitions by Djchu
A rhythm game capable of making you feel all stages of grief at once.
The gameplay mechanics involve clicking circles to the beat of the music, and once you enter 4* difficulties you will start to develop tendonitis, RSI and carpal tunnel at the same time.
The gameplay mechanics involve clicking circles to the beat of the music, and once you enter 4* difficulties you will start to develop tendonitis, RSI and carpal tunnel at the same time.
Me: I just took part in an osu! Tournament.
Friend: cool! How'd it go?
Me: well, I can't feel my wrists and also I'm in an ambulance
Friend: cool! How'd it go?
Me: well, I can't feel my wrists and also I'm in an ambulance
by Djchu March 21, 2019
There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here:
Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.
Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.
Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.
Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.
Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.
Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison.
Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.
#1:
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!
#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour
#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
Gamer: Your a fag go eat shit dick
Me: Can you stop you stupid child? your hurting my ears, and my k/d ratio with your crappy skills.
Gamer: Fuck off rapist!
#2
Innocent: Whoa is that a train? lets go on it dad! please it looks so cool!
Father, smiling: Not today buddy, not today. *under his breath* thats for when you're older and gotta use it to go to slave labour
#3
inmate: So how did you get here?
broken: My dad starved me so i took my anger out on a cop
by Djchu December 17, 2018