1 definition by Dj Salinger
Going To Masturbate. When you get the urge to splurge and you are on a computer while chatting with friends, just type this and your friends will understand your situation and will keep up with their activities or what they are doing and won't mind your absence for 5 to 10 minutes and up to 15 if you're a monster. This will help you even in social events but in this case you just yell GTM and run for your life hoping to find a free stall or a free bathroom (nobody wants to implode).
Dude #1: Hey man I am GTM.
Dude #2: Alright take your time man, but don't leave me hanging.
Dude #3: Where did he go?
Dude #2: He is GTM
Dude #3: Ohh I see, do you have any hobbies or something?
Dude #1: Wow that was nice!!
Dude #3: Well that was fast!
Dude #2: As a wise man once said. "It's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness".'
Dude #1: Yeah it's true but the only thing is I have to much freetime in my hands (no pun intended).
Dude #2: Alright take your time man, but don't leave me hanging.
Dude #3: Where did he go?
Dude #2: He is GTM
Dude #3: Ohh I see, do you have any hobbies or something?
Dude #1: Wow that was nice!!
Dude #3: Well that was fast!
Dude #2: As a wise man once said. "It's not about the horniness, it's about the loneliness".'
Dude #1: Yeah it's true but the only thing is I have to much freetime in my hands (no pun intended).
by Dj Salinger May 26, 2014