Definitions by Dispatch Kick Ass

root 

A term for a penis, nothing more.

Root, cock, dick, schlong, johnson, call it what you will.

root by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

Wigger 

A white (usually suburban) kid who tries to act black, and does such "street" things as making his Mitsubishi into a piece of shit with spoiler and special rims, listening to Eminem or G-unit, and installing a shitty-sounding stereo into said Mitsubishi.

See also: Eminem

There are too many wiggers at Dispatch Kick ass's school; he wants to run them over.

Wigger by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

O.C.

(Orange county)
Some melodramatic soap opera popular with teenage girls

Jill:Tommy and Jim, you wanna come over and watch the O.C. wth me?
Tommy:Sure, I love that show!
Jim:I'd rather stab a ballpoint pen through my retina.

O.C. by Dispatch Kick Ass July 17, 2004

Dispatch 

The greatest group ever, formed in 1996 by the former members of One Fell Swoop. A special breed of a "tri-vocal funkified reggae/country jam band". They released 3 Lps, an Ep, and a live album.

Holy shit, Ted told me to listen to Dispatch... It kicks ass! That guy on UrbanDictionary was right!

Dispatch by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

close to home 

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.

Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

close to home by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

Ramjaw 

A word used first by the media on the Comedy Central cartoon South Park.

Defined as the sexual position in which a woman wraps her legs behind her head and her partner licks her asshole.

I was going to fuck this contortionist last night, but she wanted a ramjaw.

Ramjaw by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

yo momma

A general comeback for insults, as well as insulting questions.

Ted: I need to pick up some condoms, dude.
Fred: For who?
Jed: Yeah, dude; who the hell would screw you?
Ted: yo momma

yo momma by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004