7 definitions by Disciple of Brudda Osas
A syrup with a thick consistency, typically financed by food stamps, Obama care and musical parodies of Margaritaville. It is also the kind of realistic drip (epic coolness but also realism) exhibited by poor people who beat the system .
Rush Limbaugh (on the radio): We are wasting away in Obamaville waiting for our government checks
Dudebro: Wow Rush really has that Obamaville Syrup huh?
Chad Chaddington the Chadster: yuhhhhhhh
Dudebro: Wow Rush really has that Obamaville Syrup huh?
Chad Chaddington the Chadster: yuhhhhhhh
by Disciple of Brudda Osas March 30, 2021
1 of 3 Sacred Relics of the "Internet", the router is a mysterious electronic eidolon bridge frequently used to improve the "Man Cave" (Inner Sanctum) of Gamers, Tech support buildings, and your house, if you like fast internet.
Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party"
(If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)
Legends say the relic is one of 3 items used to initiate the Sacred Rite known as "The Lan Party"
(If it doesn't work, try unplugging it and then plug it back in)
Jamal: Man I'm trying to find a router, got anything like a new Linksys?
Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.
Sweaty Radioshack Employee: Right this way sir, I'll show you the latest Netgear Routers.
by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 23, 2020
A devout follower of Pepsi-co Religion. An eager Acolyte of the Great Pepsi-man. Pepsiconians believe that above all else, Pepsi-man is the highest Power and Authority on all cold fizzy things, and to drink anything other Soda is Blasphemy.
Mr. Smith: Ok Calvin, you go first... What is your Religion?
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy
Calvin: Pepsiconian. Praise be to the Almighty Pepsi-man. May your drinks never run flat and may your taste buds be satiated with The Pepsi-man's Coldbrew Elixir of Pure Joy
by Disciple of Brudda Osas April 8, 2021
The Reason we have a border crisis that isn't being handled at all. The press has an easier time finding Waldo than attempting to get interview time with her. Refuses to admit that the last thing America needs is another lockdown. Prides herself on "transparency".
Brick walls aren't transparent.
(Why are unvaccinated and infected illegal immigrants crossing our borders?)
Brick walls aren't transparent.
(Why are unvaccinated and infected illegal immigrants crossing our borders?)
Kamala Harris is a real piece of work
by Disciple of Brudda Osas August 6, 2021
An ethnic group; Caucasians (also known as "White People") are defined by their wide range of behaviors. They typically are very kind, display great hospitality, and are devoted hobbyists, having a wide variety of tastes that differ from person to person. They also have an innate love for Beers, hanging out with The Boys, and enjoy listening to the sweet melody of Fendor Guitars. Their work ethic may not always be the strongest, but they will always try to give you a fair shake.
White people are not always bad people, but they are almost always busy planning or doing something.
by Disciple of Brudda Osas May 5, 2022
Eli: Looks like Mutahar is leaving behind a sludge in his wake.... kind of suspicious
Pewdiepie: It looks like sauce.... Sussy Sauce.
Eli: Definitely an Imposter, then.
Mutahar: A MOO GUUSS
Pewdiepie: It looks like sauce.... Sussy Sauce.
Eli: Definitely an Imposter, then.
Mutahar: A MOO GUUSS
by Disciple of Brudda Osas August 6, 2021
An infectious Tendency, Jotaro syndrome is characterized by the following symptoms:
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost
The first symptoms to appear are always:
1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology
1. Constantly wearing a school uniform until it merges with your body shape (And you can't tell where the hair ends and the hat begins)
2. Skipping school to go on a field trip to Egypt with your Extremely masculine Grandfather,his fortune-teller friend and a fellow high-schooler, also picking up a funny swordsman along the way.
3. Going on said trip to Egypt to slay a 100-year-old immortal vampire with a god complex named "DIO"
4. Somehow ending up in a crash in any air-related vehicle, even when the pilot has previously fought Aztec Fitness Gods
5. Perfectly locating and extracting vampire brain leeches without any prior surgical experience via Punching Ghost
6. Yelling "ORA ORA ORA" whenever you initiate physical contact with an enemy via the fists or Punching Ghost
The first symptoms to appear are always:
1. A bad attitude towards women
2. Having a semi- or non-present father figure
3. Being aloof and black-haired
4. Watching every season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure without being a filthy part-skipper
5.Repeatedly muttering "Yare Yare Daze" if anything even remotely stresses you out
6. Calling your mum a bitch
7. Voluntarily going to prison and refusing to leave, even when the guards tell you that you are free to go.
8 Having a secret love of Dolphins and Marine Biology
Jack: Man I heard that Jordan has that Jotaro Syndrome!
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"
Tyrone: I forgot to give him the 15 bucks I owe him, don't tell him I'm here.
Jordan: Give me my 15 bucks! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*Screaming can be heard for a moment*
Jordan: "Yare Yare Daze"
by Disciple of Brudda Osas December 23, 2020