2 definitions by Dirtymutt

Pot of gold

Word that can be used in place of the word 'vagina' or 'pussy.'

Daddy! My pot of gold itches!

Or

Hey man, you see Audrey over there? I hear she has a real tight pot of gold.

by Dirtymutt July 1, 2015

whoop the dog

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis. Sometimes in an aggressive manner.

Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Of course I do man! Don't you?

Hey Richard, do you whoop the dog often?

-Yeah man, of course I do! Don't you?

by Dirtymutt July 1, 2015