56 definitions by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx

Star six seven

A condom for prank calls

Lets call the dealer but star six seven so we don’t get in trouble.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

Steek

A girl or boy that knows that lauren slaps and slays

My name is Andrew but I’m still a steek

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 15, 2019

#2pisspiles

When you get out of the shower and wrap your towel around u and squat or lay under your bed. U then lay there for 2 hours and just piss everywhere. Then proceed to blame the piss on the dogs and have the cleaner clean it up. Your lil sister does the same

There’s an instance of #2pisspiles in the bedroom upstairs.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 11, 2019

Geezer Squeezer

A walker with a ring hanging from the top that you can fuck, so that the elderly can masturbate loudly like they used to

My grandpa really needs a geezer squeezer

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 19, 2020

Bfwot

A big fat waste of time

Man the sat was a bfwot because I probably failed it

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 9, 2019

Germanova

A typical German guy that thinks he’s the shit. He talks to tons of girls on the daily. he spends lots time at the gym but doesn’t body build. He often hates his natural hair but doesn’t do anything to improve it, or just put a hood or a hat over it. Often will start with the letter j, probably something like Jared cuz he’s gotta have the same name as something expensive. He thinks he’s got the biggest dick but is shorter than all the ppl he hangs out with. He will probably be nice, especially to his girl unless you get on his bad side. He might have a lil facial hair, and his hair is dark like his soul. Obv he’s gonna drink lots of beer, like all German ppl do, probably Heinekens. And they are probably from Long Island.

Gianna: did you see that guy jake he’s soooo hot

Jamie: girl Ik him he’s such a germanova, he got rlly mad at me for using word instead of google docs
Gianna: I wanna go for him he looks too hot to not get any action
Jamie: girl please he’s more basic than water, and he talks to every girl we know he ain’t gonna pick you
Gianna: ugh why does life have to be like this. I’m horny and nobody wants to fuck me. Smh

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 19, 2023

butter the spatula

Take out the trash. Comes from the Italian phrase buttare la spazzatura meaning to take out the trash.

Lee always bitches when I don’t butter the spatula, but she does it anyway.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 11, 2022