56 definitions by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx

Beat-off box

A portable tent you can take with you so you can masturbate anywhere you want

I used my beat-off box in the grocery store

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 4, 2020

Area 51

Area where your junk is located

I hate it when dogs always sniff Area 51

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 17, 2019

AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 7, 2019

Wheelchair

A funny thing to fall backwards in

Yo teacher u missed what happened yesterday. Nick fell back in hailey’s wheelchair.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx May 17, 2019

Entryway termination

The technical term for doors being locked

Attention all shoppers, entryway termination will be committed in 30 minutes. Please bring all your final purchases to the front at this time!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 30, 2021

Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

October 23

Just a random day with a random theme that nobody cares about

Tomorrow is October 23

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 21, 2019