3 definitions by DirtyMike1972
Jerry was Saturn Skying it today at a gay bar.
Jerry told me his Saturn Sky was poor man’s Corvette as he tried to hide his Botox pamphlet and lube.
As Jerry hit his mid life crisis, he tried To relive his Saturn Sky days by Albino Dolphining.
Jerry told me his Saturn Sky was poor man’s Corvette as he tried to hide his Botox pamphlet and lube.
As Jerry hit his mid life crisis, he tried To relive his Saturn Sky days by Albino Dolphining.
by DirtyMike1972 March 4, 2022
The act of a person shaving his body and bleaching his butthole to achieve the soft like dolphin skin and blowhole.
As Jerry was bent over in front of the mirror and admiring his bleached asshole and ever so soft shaved body, he realized that he achieved the look of an albino dolphin.
Jerry wouldn’t admit that the albino dolphin is as gay as his Saturn Sky.
Jerry wouldn’t admit that the albino dolphin is as gay as his Saturn Sky.
by DirtyMike1972 March 4, 2022
The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.
Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.
by DirtyMike1972 March 4, 2022