2 definitions by DirtyDan

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Hetrosexual Male Anglo-Saxon Protestant
In a lot of places, a HeMASP (Heterosexual Male Anglo-Saxon Protestant) committing a crime against anything but another HeMASP is grounds for extended sentences
by Dirtydan May 06, 2004

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Running a tug boat means to have 3 men no more and no less than that, tugging one out (masturbating) in a horizontal line side by side all facing one chick and blowing your load all over her.
"Man that chick is so hot."

"Yeah she looks like she needs a good tug boat ran on her."

"Well boys hope you are ready to tug one out, let's fuck up that pretty face of hers."
by DirtyDan March 01, 2012

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