11 definitions by Dirty danchez
"since we were on the clock we decided to moke around and soak up some hours."
also used as a noun: moker
Kurt: "those city workers have been mokin' on this street for two months."
Ryan: "what a bunch of mokers."
also used as a noun: moker
Kurt: "those city workers have been mokin' on this street for two months."
Ryan: "what a bunch of mokers."
by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009
by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
(shād spõt); n
1. A well shaded location suitable for chillin' or smokin'.
2. A location which is potentially shady
1. A well shaded location suitable for chillin' or smokin'.
2. A location which is potentially shady
Definition 1:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."
Darryl: "let's hit up shade spot, then we'll smoke and roll.
Definition 2:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."
Darryl: "we gotta find another smoke spot, this is kind of a shade spot."
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."
Darryl: "let's hit up shade spot, then we'll smoke and roll.
Definition 2:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."
Darryl: "we gotta find another smoke spot, this is kind of a shade spot."
by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
(nėv-ėr bėn bûs-tėd); exclaimation
A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.
A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.
Darryl: "fifteen years I've been smokin' and I ain't NEVER been busted!
"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)
"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)
by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
(smōk ãnd rōl), v
A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.
Step one: smoke.
Step two: get the fuck out of there.
Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.
A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.
Step one: smoke.
Step two: get the fuck out of there.
Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.
by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
(smōk spõt); n
An agreeable, discreet location (preferrably under the cover of foliage) in which one or more persons can smoke without fear or possibility of being busted.
Depending on proness and boldness of smoker, nearly any location can become a smoke spot.
Proper smoke spot protocol suggests smoker utilizes the smoke and roll procedure to ensure smoker is not to be busted.
An agreeable, discreet location (preferrably under the cover of foliage) in which one or more persons can smoke without fear or possibility of being busted.
Depending on proness and boldness of smoker, nearly any location can become a smoke spot.
Proper smoke spot protocol suggests smoker utilizes the smoke and roll procedure to ensure smoker is not to be busted.
tree spot, shade spot, chill spot are good examples of acceptable smoke spots. bench spot is not an acceptable smoke spot due to a high level of sketch associated with bench spot.
Ryan: "i've been hittin' this smoke spot for fifteen years and I ain't never been busted!
Ryan: "i've been hittin' this smoke spot for fifteen years and I ain't never been busted!
by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009
Doider, (dōy-dur), noun
stemmed the Latin words: "Doidimus Maximus," meaning: big doider.
a protruding stomach or beer belly, typically hanging over the beltline. Doiders are most noticable when fully exposed on a shirtless male.
Doiders aren't always necessarily large and protruding, but only when the word is used as a moniker for ones stomach in the context of self. (i.e. "I'm gonna hit up the Bell and fire a 10-pack of soft-shells into my doider")
in a case where a small stomach is referred to as a doider, the proper label would actually be doi.
stemmed the Latin words: "Doidimus Maximus," meaning: big doider.
a protruding stomach or beer belly, typically hanging over the beltline. Doiders are most noticable when fully exposed on a shirtless male.
Doiders aren't always necessarily large and protruding, but only when the word is used as a moniker for ones stomach in the context of self. (i.e. "I'm gonna hit up the Bell and fire a 10-pack of soft-shells into my doider")
in a case where a small stomach is referred to as a doider, the proper label would actually be doi.
A large doider shocks John and Brian:
John: "wow, look at the size of that doider!"
Brian: "that doider is epic!"
Darryl is disgusted by a doider/front-butt combo:
Darryl: "the lady's back-breaking doider rolled over her belt, resting on top of her bulging front-butt.
Doider can also be used as an adjective:
Kevin: "those pizza rolls were doiderific, I hoovered them shits into my doider."
and as a verb:
Ryan: "did you see that fight between Mark and Tim?"
James: "Tim doidered Mark into the thistles."
John: "wow, look at the size of that doider!"
Brian: "that doider is epic!"
Darryl is disgusted by a doider/front-butt combo:
Darryl: "the lady's back-breaking doider rolled over her belt, resting on top of her bulging front-butt.
Doider can also be used as an adjective:
Kevin: "those pizza rolls were doiderific, I hoovered them shits into my doider."
and as a verb:
Ryan: "did you see that fight between Mark and Tim?"
James: "Tim doidered Mark into the thistles."
by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009