3 definitions by Dioptase

Scrimch

To scritch somebody in an obtuse or unusual manner, yet still with some amount of affection.

Please scrimch me, I am desperate for affection.

by Dioptase January 16, 2022

Daniel D. Vitality

A more formal method of addressing Danny Devito, to be used by disciples who are still in training.

Praise be to our lord Daniel D. Vitality!

by Dioptase January 16, 2022

Scrunkly

A real animal or fictional creature that is weird or unorthodox, yet still can be found cute or otherwise visually appealing.

Aww, I love my Horseshoe Crab, he is such a scrunkly!

by Dioptase October 10, 2021