scritch

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches

by glrbird September 27, 2003

scritch

(V.) The action of rubbing one's fingers on a birb
(pl. noun) Said rubbings of the finger

I gave my pet birb some scritches
I scritched my birb

by attarax May 21, 2021

scritch

(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)

"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"

by amanda March 26, 2005

scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.

I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.

by G-girl December 09, 2007

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 19, 2005

scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 July 08, 2007

scritch

Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys

I need a good scritch.

Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.

by Bob the furry May 05, 2007