1 definition by Dinkleberrypicker

A guy who has no friends, a small dick, erectile dysfunction, cannot finish after an hour BJ, usually works out four times a week on his one rep max, has very small arms and shows off his beer belly which he thinks is a six pack, also he enjoys hitting on peoples girlfriends and thinks everytime a girl looks at him they want his dick.... but really they vomit in there mouth!
I totally pulled a kurtis yesterday after an hour.
by Dinkleberrypicker November 6, 2011
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