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2 definitions by Diljon

1.when someone gets razor burn on their pub line and there's alot of red spots.
i got fire ants after shaving last week
by Diljon November 26, 2007
When a man/woman has so much pubic hair it looks like a shag carpet.
i slept with a chick last night and she had the biggest shag carpet i've ever seen. i think i might have gotten carpet burn.
by Diljon November 26, 2007