3 definitions by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man
Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).
DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"
Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."
DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."
DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man June 12, 2012
1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*
* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.
* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.
Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"
Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.
Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man February 16, 2010
An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:
Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.
Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man June 30, 2011