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Penis Floss 

1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*

* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.
Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"

Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.
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ill stick my penislossus up ur hamlossus
penislossus by hamlossus November 3, 2025