4 definitions by Dildo swagger

Garlidus

A rare disease when garlic bread grows from the inside of your foreskin

Ewww he has garlidus I don’t want to suck his dick

by Dildo swagger June 20, 2019

Garlidus

A rare disease where garlic bread starts to grow from the inside of your foreskin. Sometimes has cheese depending on how bad it is.

Ewww he has garlidus I don’t feel like garlic bread right now

by Dildo swagger June 20, 2019

Friendsgiving

A time where all the faggot ass popular people go to ones persons house usual the richest one and claim to there parents that it is a holiday but is really and excuse to have a gay party with all goodie goodies and make your parents pay a lot of money on a queer party.

“Hey are you going to Kelly’s for Friendsgiving.” No sorry I’m not a faggot

by Dildo swagger November 15, 2018

Crab sauce

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.

Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce

by Dildo swagger November 26, 2018