1) In binary, the number 2 would be classed as digitalnonsense.
2) Digitalnonsense is the crap you tell people online via chatrooms, blogs, My Space etc, that spawns various characters of your personality that you want people to see. These personalities will all have some small grain of the person writing them, but will almost always be lies.
Sexy_69 from Texas will NOT be the buxom stunner you think she is, but will be a "lifer" in some Redneck run prison that has internet access.
Porsche_88 will NOT be a playboy millionaire that drives a Porsche and is looking to whisk you away to some sunny island. If he was...why would he waste his time online in a sodding chat room?!
And as for 12_inch_dong....well, prepared to be disappointed as you find out its a sexual frustrated IT assistant with no interpersonal skills so stalks females in chatrooms and web meeting sites. He is the one that always has to cancel a meeting with you due to some international business trip..yeah right...
3) A prophet with an opinion.
2) Digitalnonsense is the crap you tell people online via chatrooms, blogs, My Space etc, that spawns various characters of your personality that you want people to see. These personalities will all have some small grain of the person writing them, but will almost always be lies.
Sexy_69 from Texas will NOT be the buxom stunner you think she is, but will be a "lifer" in some Redneck run prison that has internet access.
Porsche_88 will NOT be a playboy millionaire that drives a Porsche and is looking to whisk you away to some sunny island. If he was...why would he waste his time online in a sodding chat room?!
And as for 12_inch_dong....well, prepared to be disappointed as you find out its a sexual frustrated IT assistant with no interpersonal skills so stalks females in chatrooms and web meeting sites. He is the one that always has to cancel a meeting with you due to some international business trip..yeah right...
3) A prophet with an opinion.
Blog entry "yesterday"
Hi, well yesterday was amazing. Not only did I go to the Pussy Cat Dolls concert but I went back to their hotel and butt-fucked them all night long. The next morning I walked home and saw a unicorn in the woods...
Or...
12_inch_dong: Hey, wussup?
Sexy_69: Hey there BIG boy. You wanna party?
12_inch_dong: Hell yeah. So, just how sexy are you, babe?
Sexy_69: Well, to be honest, I'm in jail for killing my parents and am awaiting the death penalty and have to endure being bummed every other day by the other inmates. Its not that sexy. So...do you have a 12 inch dong?
12_inch_dong: Uhm, no. I look at a lot of online porn though...
The above are prime examples of digitalnonsense. You can be whoever you wanna be online....just remember that.
Hi, well yesterday was amazing. Not only did I go to the Pussy Cat Dolls concert but I went back to their hotel and butt-fucked them all night long. The next morning I walked home and saw a unicorn in the woods...
Or...
12_inch_dong: Hey, wussup?
Sexy_69: Hey there BIG boy. You wanna party?
12_inch_dong: Hell yeah. So, just how sexy are you, babe?
Sexy_69: Well, to be honest, I'm in jail for killing my parents and am awaiting the death penalty and have to endure being bummed every other day by the other inmates. Its not that sexy. So...do you have a 12 inch dong?
12_inch_dong: Uhm, no. I look at a lot of online porn though...
The above are prime examples of digitalnonsense. You can be whoever you wanna be online....just remember that.
by Digitalnonsense November 20, 2006
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Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
He: What did you have for dinner, Darling?
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.
by Digitalnonsense November 09, 2006
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The act was made up of Dutch rapper Ray Slijngaard and fit singer Anita Doth.
The irony was thay were very limited...but Anita would get it!
The act was made up of Dutch rapper Ray Slijngaard and fit singer Anita Doth.
The irony was thay were very limited...but Anita would get it!
Ray: Hey Anita, I need another word for this chorus...its just not flowing well.
Anita: No.
Ray: Brilliant! Is there no limits to your talent?
Anita: No. Well, actually, yes.
Anita: No.
Ray: Brilliant! Is there no limits to your talent?
Anita: No. Well, actually, yes.
by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006
Get the No Limits mug.1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006
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Boss: Hey, use that total station and set out the kerbline for the new road.
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!
Surveyor: No. I prefer using it to spy on the girls changing room.
Boss: Let me see!!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
Get the Total Station mug.Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.
Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
by Digitalnonsense November 09, 2006
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Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.
Taken from the Ramsey Street character Joe Mangle in the Australian soap opera Neighbours.
Sir Sean Connery: So, did you end up going out last night?
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*
Clubber: Too right I did! I ended up in The Arches and I was pure Joe Mangled! What a night!
Sir Sean Connery: You are the reason I don't live in Scotland.
Clubber: Really? Well double o this ya cunt! *headbuts Sir Sean*
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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