306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Rude, usually with an air of sophistication.
Dino asked Ernie for aid with the difficult homework assignment, but Ernie replied with a snotty comment about Dino's Italian heritage.
by Diggity Monkeez March 30, 2005
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That giant cloud of dust between Texas and Kansas.
Charles: I think we're lost. Are we in some kind of desert?

Peter: Worse. We're in Oklahoma.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
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Originally a short, loudmouthed Polish man (first name unknown). Buttinski was famous for giving advice. As a matter of fact, it was rumored (rumoured?) that he was soon to be the royal family's advisor. However, Buttinski's advice soon went too far. In his first week on the job, he convinced Poland to join a war involving three other European countries. After Poland loss innumerable soldies in said war, Buttinski told the royals that they made a major mistake by joining the war. The queen blew up, demanding that Buttinski be punished. After all, it was Buttinski who recommended joining the war. The king, who was something of a whipping boy, listened to his queen, and ordered Buttinski executed.

After news of Buttinski's execution had spread throughout all of Europe, the nickname "Buttinski" was used to imply that somebody's constant butting in could lead to their downfall. In those days, it was used as a warning.

However, as the 17th century began, Buttinski became more of a sarcastic label. When somebody would enter conversations without permission, they began to get called "Buttinskis" (Buttinskies?). It was used basically to show the meddling person that they were uninvited to a certain conversation.

The meaning is virtually the same nowadays, but friendlier. It still shows the person that they butt in to conversations too often, but it doesn't mean that the person should leave.
Get out of here, Buttinski. You weren't invited into this talk.
by Diggity Monkeez June 14, 2004
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To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.
He was gloating about his third-place finish compared to my twenty-seventh.
by Diggity Monkeez May 27, 2005
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A bowl for chewing tobacco (chaw). The tobacco is spit into the spitoon when the user is done chewing.
I have a spittoon in my living room, but my poor accuracy has led to numerous stains on the carpet surrounding said bowl.
by Diggity Monkeez January 11, 2005
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Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.

Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.
Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"

Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.
by Diggity Monkeez May 1, 2005
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The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.
Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.
by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005
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