Didda Tinkle's definitions

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Reality TV

It's what MTV has dedicated its airtime to, instead of music.

MTV has so much Reality TV shows. They may as well rename "MTV" to "RTV".

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

lexicographer

One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

Popups

They are stupid advertisements. Sometimes they contain viruses, adware and spyware and you can't avoid it like e-mail.

They give you viruses and spyware without warning.

by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

System of a Down

A band with one of the most unique music styles ever, mixing Middle-Eastern and Armenian with Metal. Sometimes the music is calm, sometimes its angry and sometimes its crazy (like the song "Johnny"). Usually they scream a lot and then go calm, probably because their throats hurt.

There is meaning to System of a Down's lyrics, listen to "Boom!" and "Chic n' Stu" (though I doubt most of you droids couldn't interpret that song).

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004