5 definitions by Diction Ary

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jiz
1)man juice
2)when swallowed by woman, known to decrease chances of breast cancer and getting fat.
3)lubricant when wet
4)alternative for superglue when dry
Suck my cock and drink my jiz bitch
by Diction Ary November 01, 2003

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Walk on player to college team, on team, does not play in games for one year to save a year of eligibility.
Even though the red shirt running back is the better one, he doesn't play because he is a red shirt; if he plays he'll give up a year of eligibility.
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Football: inspirational exclamation used to motivate players warming up.

commonly confused with: lotta shape (to be in a lot of shape during warming up)
Coach Amarillas yelled out "Lotta Shape its a big day for football men. Tonight is time for a lot of shimmershammer to happen" as they warmed up.
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Appropriate, All purpose word, a verb adjective, noun, pronoun, nickname for anyone, meaning anything, whenever. alternative variations: shimsham(noun) Shim Sham Sharoo!(exclamation)
Hey! shimsham! go over there and push and claim.
Make sure you shimmershammer before you shimmershammer, damit shimsham.
random exclamation: Shim Sham ShaRoo!! Look at that!
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Football: derived from push and climb. Offensive lineman blocks d-lineman for 1 count then releases upfield and "claims" to block the linebacker.
The lineman, John Amarillas use to push-n-claim during the quick Iso to the fullback.
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