3 definitions by DickSlapper420

V8 Fairy

An absolute unit of a species that delivers V8 cans or bottles to the people who need it most. Often these cans/bottles show up when lesser expected, and one ponders who delivers such a thing
This being is never seen, but his actions are observed.

“Dylan how did this v8 end up in my asshole?”
“Must have been the V8 fairy”

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022

Tallahassee Cannoli

The byproduct of the torsional stretching of the gland’s, caused by overstressed hemorrhoids

Dude when I went to take a shit, I accidentally left a Tallahassee cannoli in my grandma’s toilet

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022

Shula fart

One of the largest anal tremblings one can experience. Typically observed eating a large steak, a Shula fart has immense velocity and quality behind it, yet there’s no smell.

“Bubba that fart woke up the entire floor. But what the hell it doesn’t smell?”

“That’s because it was a Shula fart”

by DickSlapper420 July 17, 2022