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1.
When you're working out and you get a hard-on so you jack off. After you cum, you clean yourself off and go back to working out.
"Hey Bro, I was halfway through gettin' swoll when a total babe walked by me."

"So what did you do?"

"I whipped out my raging hard cock and jerked out by the treadmills."

"Dude that's really messed up, I could never jerk out in public."
by DickSchnepp January 22, 2013