384 definitions by Dick Onchin
When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.
Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.
My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.
I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
Showing your entire family how you can deep throat the boiled Turkey neck before granny incorporates it into her Thanksgiving gravy.
My cousin showed up for thanksgiving and did the Julia child tribute. Not even a gag or a watered eye. Took the whole thing. Guess I know who’s room I’ll be sneaking into.
by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.
Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.
I could taste my own furry barker.
The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.
I could taste my own furry barker.
The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
When your partner intentionally, but unexpectedly, shoves a digit (a finger for the unrefined) up your ass. It happens so fast it can’t be stopped so just relax and enjoy.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Usually occurs during sexual activity but may also present as an opportunity when one is bent over, etc.
Man dawg bish was slobbin muh knob behind the Kroger. I was fin ta nut out the kids when shawty done gone in wit da sticky digit and muh toes curled yo!!
by Dick Onchin October 26, 2020
The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.
He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020