5 definitions by Dhorseman Studs
The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.
When Billo takes a break from reading his book about gay unprotected sex, he often heads off for a quick Gluck.
by Dhorseman Studs June 17, 2019
Refers to the attempted anal farting of a mungaloid dawg whilst in air. With some degree of accuracy you can limit the incest damage. An example would be destroying a single sphincter by unloading the groceries all over their gramophone. In order to not damage the orifice be sure to massage and relax the rectum, to do this simply give the patient stiff meds and softly stroke their lancaster boner. If any troubles should rise, feel free to call 1800 lancaster boner, visit our website at www.kandipluggedmyhole.org.au or follow us on snapchat @Dhorseman1127
by Dhorseman Studs August 1, 2017
The absolute abuse of political correctness, the act of playing the victim, having a stick up your ass or being over-sensitive about negligible topics. Mostly used by Social Justice Warriors, Feminists, left winger's or any kind of minority. Political correctness defines the act of not discriminating or offending members of society. This standard is fine to uphold for any sane human being, however the problem arises when particular members/groups of society decide to take offence to inconsequential acts. An example is feminist women taking offence to men opening a door for them or pulling out a seat for them. Feminists are usually the main culprit of this act. 2018 will forever go down as the year of Political Over-Correctness.
by Dhorseman Studs October 16, 2018
A bomber aircraft designed to attack old men and sea targets by dropping air-to-ground cum dumpsters, firing sperm and deploying air-launched crusty socks.
by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017
Refers to a particular rockheaded individual who has a particular fascination with red lasers, subject selections, igneous stones, distilled cool hwip, and has absolutely zero tolerance for Bong Smoking joogaberrys who frequently rip crusties.
by Dhorseman Studs July 27, 2018