Dewit's definitions
When a person does absolutely nothing but look at definitions on Urban Dictionary. There is no cure for Urban Dictionary Fever; the infected suffer until they pass out from dehydration or exhaustion. (They also tend to soil themselves because they don’t get up to go to the bathroom.)
Mike: Dude, all Jason’s been doing for the last 14 hours is reading definitions on Urban Dictionary, and he smells like shit.
Matt: I think he has Urban Dictionary Fever.
Mike: Sick dude.
Matt: I think he has Urban Dictionary Fever.
Mike: Sick dude.
by Dewit May 14, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionary Fevermug. by Dewit May 19, 2009
Get the ABCmug. Pronounced "JO-PID". It the word Joke and Stupid combined. Also know as a "Stoke". This word describes a joke or prhase that is really stupid and/or funny.
Examples of a Jopid:
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
I spilled spot remover on my dog, and now hes gone.
Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the Jopidmug. This word can be used in several ways.
1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.
2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.
3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".
1.) To desribe how much you enjoy spam ham.
2.) An sarcastic way of saying your pissed about your junk mail.
3.) Just another way to say "Cool" or "Awesome".
1.) Wow mom, this Macoroni and Chesee with spam is spamtastic!
2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".
3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!
2.) Matt opens his e-mail to find 4,294 new messages in his inbox. Sarcasticly he utters "Spamtastic".
3.) Kyle: I just found $100 under my bed!
Matt: Spamtastic!
by Dewit May 21, 2009
Get the Spamtasticmug. The Columbia Tower is the tallest building in Seattle, Washington, and the 20th tallest in the nation.
It is a nice glossy black building, and reaches a hight of 76 stories. The 73rd floor is open for public viewing on weekdays, with a nearly 360 degree view of the Seattle area, and surrounding areas. The top floor is reserved for members of the Columbia Club, where they have their own restaurant, lounge, and other cool stuff.
The Columbia Tower is mostly for office use for different company's including Amazon.com.
It is a nice glossy black building, and reaches a hight of 76 stories. The 73rd floor is open for public viewing on weekdays, with a nearly 360 degree view of the Seattle area, and surrounding areas. The top floor is reserved for members of the Columbia Club, where they have their own restaurant, lounge, and other cool stuff.
The Columbia Tower is mostly for office use for different company's including Amazon.com.
by Dewit May 22, 2009
Get the Columbia Towermug. Plays Playstation games, music, Blue-Ray DVD's, and MP3. Also can be modified as a mini-fridge or George Foreman Grill. Your choice.
Jose: Is that your PS3?
Tim: Ya, just got it today. It does everything man, even keeps my beer cold.
Tim: Ya, just got it today. It does everything man, even keeps my beer cold.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the PS3mug. A shit so amazingling huge you must remove the side of your house and have a flat bed truck transport it to the ocean where it will take up to three months for the mammoth shit to break down into several thousand small shits.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
This is often a side affect from eating freeze-dried food or too much bread with water.
by Dewit May 27, 2009
Get the Super Shitmug.