2 definitions by DevilledAssPrawn
Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”
Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.
I’d love that bill!
I’d love that bill!
by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018
When your taking your woman from behind dog style, with your penis in her vagina and a string of anal beads in her ass, and at the point of your climax, shove your fingers down her throat til she vomits, shoot your load in her vag and yank the anal beads out fast and scream “God Save The Queen” all the while there’s a midget in the corner wearing a tuxedo and a monocle applauding while yelling “Well Played Old Bean”
by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018