Destouches's definitions

loxymoron

Yiddish for "oxymoron" when one is masticating one's morning salmon-flavored bagel.

Despite coming from Joo York City, Jerry woz something of a thick loxymoron.

by destouches December 5, 2004

Pekka

A Finnish male moniker. Used quite liberally at chrisening of the young Fins.

Look, there goes Pekka from Uppsala!
Wow, who's dat blonde super-ass ho wid im?

by destouches December 19, 2004

Aunt Jemima

A cover name for the talk show tv host named Oprah.

Hey, you watch 'em Aunt Jemima showz?
Nah, too daft...

by destouches January 10, 2005

Ariel Sharon

The actual president of the United States of Amerikwa. Noted for his brutality and boundless arrogance.

But we can't quite start the war against Iran! We had already spent gazillion of dollars bringing the pornocracy to Iraq!
Shut up, you moron! It us, the Jews who own America, so what's you gonna do? Tickle my balls? (LOL)

by Destouches February 10, 2005

Doblin

An Irish word for Dublin.

Why is Mr. Dolan so full of shite?
The fokkah comes from Doblin!

by destouches December 19, 2004