Destouches's definitions

eat pussy

It's one of the great unsung delights of living as the male of the species.

It is marvellous to eat pussy when it's all spic and span (relatively uncontamineded by previous users).

by Destouches November 29, 2004

Immanuel Kant

The famous 18 th century philosopher. To describe his moral philosophy he used this brillant metaphor: "The moral law within and the starry sky above."
Despite massive intelligence, Immanuel Kant had never marriedn and had allegedly remained a virgin until his final hour. He also didn't like pictorial arts and had a pretty dubious taste in music. Instead of the German classical music giants, Kant preferred the municipal brass band playing free, open-air concerts in his native city of Konigsberg (Kaliningrad in Russian).

I BEG YOUR PARDON!!
I'm so sorry. It's not that sort of kant...
What!?
Never mind. Read David Hume instead!

by Destouches February 10, 2005

imbecile

From Latin root meaning feeble-minded of weak and/or insufficient mental capabilities. See example:

Wiggers are such complete frightful imbeciles.
Where do they come from?
From the MTV board of shape shifters...

by destouches December 7, 2004

Oyrish

A broadly pronnounced brogue for "Irish".
Perfect St. Pat's example:

Kiss me, I'm Oyrish!

by destouches December 19, 2004

gazza

Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.

When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."

by Destouches February 10, 2005