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Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.
Omega-Jerry: Hey, it's Heidi of the Tengu Knights!
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman
Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious
Janey is a seria girlfriend. She's had 20 boyfriends in the last year.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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A term ugly, undesirable and inadequate people use to make themselves feel less ugly, more desirable and sexually adequate. This phrase goes alone the lines of adages such as, "Looks are only skin deep," and "It's what's on the inside that counts," although everyone knows the adage should really be, "It's what's on the outside that counts."
"Inner beauty won't get you laid." -Omega-Jerry
by DesPERRYado October 4, 2005
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A delicious beverage consisting of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part water.
"My favorite drink is a mudslide."

"I'll take a h2obliterator any day."
by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005
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An ambiguous guy who hangs around a girl you're dating who may send vibes that he's sleeping with said girl.
"How'd the date go?"

"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."
by DesPERRYado October 31, 2005
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A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.
Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.
by DesPERRYado May 20, 2005
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