85 definitions by DesPERRYado
A euphemism for someone who deviates from his/her society's norms by not holding employment, not bathing, acting promiscuously, etc.
Josh dropped out of school and spends most of his time in his parents' basement smoking pot and working on his poetry, he's such a free spirit!! I'm going to have sex with him because he's such a free spirit!
by DesPERRYado August 9, 2007
A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.
People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult
Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.
Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.
Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.
Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.
2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.
2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.
1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."
2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."
2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
Code for getting drunk. Originated by teenagers in Southern Ontario to trick parents and to get money for them.
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005