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Refers to the infestation of sexually transmitted parasite (crabs) on the females vagina, which causes unwelcome pillaging of the epidermis under a chicks bush.
1. Ted Man, I slept with this babe last night and now all my junk be itchen.
Richard Sounds like youve been boarded by some vagina pirates...
by Derek Brenner April 24, 2007
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