Der Capitan's definitions

honkies

The plural of honky.

Honkies: The whitest of meats.

by Der Capitan October 17, 2003

made

1. Past tense of the verb "to make", meaning, "to create, manufacture, or deign".
2. Can also, in a few cases, be used to mean "received".

1. I made a taco and ate it with deliciousness.
2. I made me some bills last night, yo.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004

tui mater

Latin for "Your mom". Can be used to display one's superiority; even moreso than conventional "Your mom" usage it can, because it's in a different language and makes you sound smarter.

1: So, what're you doin' tonight?
2: Tui mater! O!
3: *face melts from display of awesomenity*

by Der Capitan November 2, 2003

reacharound

The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.

A couple buddies of mine have a late-nite radio show called "Fast Eddie and the Reacharound".

by Der Capitan February 8, 2004

ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

honkify

1. To form into a honky.
2. To make suitable for use by honkies.

1. It's high-time that we honkify these niggers.
2. Someone should honkify Harlem.

by Der Capitan October 17, 2003